In Bizarro World, The CBC Is Ironically Still Called The CBC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5ac-U67EHE

Are you not familar with Bizarro world ?  Perhaps you should watch the clip I posted.

We always complain about ‘the usuals’  at the CBC.  The offenders of boring shows that rely on American B-list celebrities or the no-talent hacks that make it on the air and stay there, because the CBC is like a girlfriend that doesn’t want to admit it’s over.

What if things were different I ask myself (and maybe you do too).  Would things really be that much better in Bizarro World ?

Bizarro World At The CBC

Jian Ghomeshi – Bizarro Jian –
George – Bizarro George –
The CBC building – Bizarro CBC –  
S & C- Bizarro S & C –
Logo – Bizarro Logo – 
Rick Mercer – Bizarro Rick –
Don Cherry – Bizarro Don –
Kevin O’Leary – Bizarro Kevin –
Wendy Mesley – Bizarro Wendy-
Peter – Bizarro Peter –

                    Kirstine – Bizarro Kirstine –

19 comments:

  1. Jeff
    Posted January 4, 2010 at 7:40 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I guess in Bizzarro World this particular blog would make some kind of sense.

    • Allan
      Posted January 4, 2010 at 9:59 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      How to Train the Aging Brain
      By BARBARA STRAUCH
      Published: December 29, 2009
      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/03/education/edlife/03adult-t.html?hp

      Educators say that, for adults, one way to nudge neurons in the right direction is to challenge the very assumptions they have worked so hard to accumulate while young. With a brain already full of well-connected pathways, adult learners should jiggle their synapses a bit by confronting thoughts that are contrary to their own, says Dr. Taylor, who is 66.
      Teaching new facts should not be the focus of adult education, she says. Instead, continued brain development and a richer form of learning may require that you bump up against people and ideas that are different. In a history class, that might mean reading multiple viewpoints, and then prying open brain networks by reflecting on how what was learned has changed your view of the world.
      Theres a place for information, Dr. Taylor says. We need to know stuff. But we need to move beyond that and challenge our perception of the world. If you always hang around with those you agree with and read things that agree with what you already know, youre not going to wrestle with your established brain connections.
      Such stretching is exactly what scientists say best keeps a brain in tune: get out of the comfort zone to push and nourish your brain. Do anything from learning a foreign language to taking a different route to work.
      As adults we have these well-trodden paths in our synapses, Dr. Taylor says. We have to crack the cognitive egg and scramble it up. And if you learn something this way, when you think of it again youll have an overlay of complexity you didnt have before and help your brain keep developing as well.
      Jack Mezirow, a professor emeritus at Columbia Teachers College, has proposed that adults learn best if presented with what he calls a disorienting dilemma, or something that helps you critically reflect on the assumptions youve acquired.
      Dr. Mezirow developed this concept 30 years ago after he studied women who had gone back to school. The women took this bold step only after having many conversations that helped them challenge their own ingrained perceptions of that time when women could not do what men could do.
      Such new discovery, Dr. Mezirow says, is the essential thing in adult learning.
      As adults we have all those brain pathways built up, and we need to look at our insights critically, he says. This is the best way for adults to learn. And if we do it, we can remain sharp.

  2. PoonGirl
    Posted January 3, 2010 at 7:44 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I was hoping that people would help me with new Bizarro’s or discuss why my Bizarro’s work or don’t work !

  3. Anonymous
    Posted January 3, 2010 at 6:10 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Rick tells jokes?

    • mousAnony
      Posted January 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      The jokes are somewhere in between the laugh track……

  4. Anonymous
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 3:57 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Bizarro Rick Mercer should be Liberace.

    • Anonymous
      Posted January 3, 2010 at 6:52 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Anonymous
      Why so hung up about gays? That’s all you ever go on about? Get some good thearapy and a support system that won’t laugh when you come out of the closet.

      • anonymous
        Posted January 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        Wait, but you’re Anonymous. Are you talking to yourself or Anonymous.

      • Anonymous#4
        Posted January 3, 2010 at 2:09 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        I don’t laugh when Rick Mercer tells jokes…should I be Rick’s “support system” when he comes out of the closet?

  5. Anonymous
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 2:13 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Steven and Chris, Rick, George, Jian…..why does the CBC only hire masculine men?

  6. poonbunny
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Wendy would be Bowie? Don’t tell Jian….ouch!

  7. Toronto Maple Poons
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 5:12 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Shouldn’t a Bizarro Rick Mercer be a straight, funny, black woman like Wanda Sykes?

    • anonymous
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 5:45 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Wanda Sykes is openly gay.

      • Anonymous
        Posted December 31, 2009 at 6:36 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        It makes more sense that way since a carpet muncher would be the opposite of a pole smoker like Rick.

  8. girlpoon
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Thanks for pointing out how male dominated the CBC is! (At least Bizarro world doesn’t take itself so seriously.)

  9. 'CBC Personailty' Pat Sajak
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Actually, it would be funnier if it said:

    Bizzarro PoonGirl
    and then there was a picture of Tod underneath.

    Hahahaha!

  10. Poon Callwood
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 4:48 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Bizarro PoonGirl

    • Conrad von Motherfucking Finckenstein
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 4:50 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      It was supposed to have a Picture of Jayne Eastwood, but I guess that is not allowed.


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