A Complaint, Under The Constitution Of PoonGirl


The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

– Benjamin Franklin.

  Question:  Why do The TeaMakers say this before posting ?  –

“However, before pressing send, read it out loud to yourself. What would your mother think of that?”

Umm, ok, I don’t care what my mother thinks of my postings. I do far worse on the internet than what I post here (trust me on this). Besides, she barely ever uses the internet; and when she does she is surely not wasting her time on this site!  Don’t you dare tell me to re-think my post based on what my mother would think of it.

What I love, (and sometimes hate) about this site is that anything can be said on here. It’s a free for all – a lovefest/bashing site for the CBC. This site even includes fan-fiction stories; a genre that was introduced to me through this site!

Even though you guys can poke fun of people (e.g. JiYawn GoneMushy or George Stroumboulopoulos as part of the Addams Family), spread rumours and write fan-fiction stories on here I HAVE TO CENSOR MY POSTS ? C’mon, if you haven’t censored the name PoonGirl yet, you damn well know you aren’t gonna fuckin’ (yeah, I said fuckin’) censor my posts!  Is that line about my momma supposed to scare me ?  I mean, if it means so much to you guys then the powers that be at The TeaMakers should censor for me, not try to guilt me in to doing it myself.

I appreciate the fact that to be a commenter on this site, you have to think, you have to watch your words and make it funny. That is why I started gracing you guys with the pleasure of reading my comments. I encourage readers to start commenting too ! Don’t be lazy, don’t be shy, you can make this site more fun (like I have). But, I have always resented being told to re-read my post for things other then spelling errors.

Teamakers, don’t you DARE tell me to censor my comments and leave my momma out of it.

– PoonGirl (nobody puts PoonGirl in a corner).


  1. POOngirl/Jian &KneePads
    Posted March 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Nice to see that the CBC has finally given you more responsibly jian.Get the knee pads out jian as that’s what CBC needs from you again!

  2. abg
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 6:31 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Young/Old. Hot/Not. Who cares. Tweak at each other until 2010 wears down to another nub next December. But I just have to say the Mesley/Bowie thing was ‘effing brilliant! Since you impress upon the reader you are young, then did you contribute to Spy Magazine as a child? Even more brilliant!

  3. buschic
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 5:21 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Thank god poon girl is posting, I sure hope that she is not a psycho-fuck like fakeOuimet..
    I sometimes miss his more level headed posts, but when he went apeshit on here, that was the end of me reading Teamakers for a while, Please Poon Girl, do some good and post some intresting stuff…
    (I’m a long time CBC watcher and CBC Radio 1 listener, but not in the last few months, its all gone to shit.

  4. girlpoon
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece


  5. PoonGirljoined December 31, 2009
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    A took a chance with my first post. As I said, I welcome people to comment as freely and bluntly as they want about the site and about me.

    I get the sense people are jealous of me, considering you don’t even know how young I am and what a great body I have it seems you are jealous of my new postion here at TM.

    I’m like one of those people that starts off in the mail room then in a few years is running the whole damn company. Of course, this job has neither pay or recognition for the woman behind the poon.

    Ah, the little PoonGirl that could.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 12:39 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece


    • Blunt
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Guess what honey, I’m young too, and educated. Jealous? I think not. How could I possibly be jealous of anyone who thinks George has talent.

  6. Blunt
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 10:42 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    If you are the future of Tea Makers, god help us all. There are enough airheads without talent on the CBC, we don’t need them here too. Say what you want about the TM, what you can’t deny is the fact that here, people know how to write properly. I have no idea what your point is? You came on this site to defend George (fine), but other than you stating over and over again that you want to sleep with him, you have added nothing, except perhaps, a need to amend Section 264.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 12:10 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Yes, this is trial by fire. Time to see what can be done outside of the broadcast centre when it comes to talent development. Can Poon Girl refine her writing and engage an audience as intelligent and hostile as no other. If she does then Tea Makers has a real chance.

  7. Luba Motherfucking Goy
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 10:32 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Its a free for all a lovefest/bashing site for the CBC …

    You forgot the part about paranoid Stalinist revocations of entire bodies of written content. And the curmudgeons and spies slowly inching their way to 85! Nah mean, PoonGirl?

    I’m predicting that your pink Sharpie or your interest will dry out in a couple months. Until thin, this site really is just a way cool, radical graffitti wall. And that’s refreshing after the stifling ‘tough love’ approach principal Joe Clark took with TM this year.

    Fuck everything as the kids say!

    PoonGirl now that you’ve got a login for TM, we can truly say :
    Go Fuck Yourself!

  8. Poon
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 11:33 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I nominate this as the moment that The Tea Makers “jumped the shark”.

    – Poon (nobody puts Poon in a corner).

    • Allanjoined April 10, 2009
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 4:07 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      It’s more like the moment when Millhouse brings his girlfriend to Bart’s treehouse.
      If PoonGirl sticks around, Ouimet can start looking at the future marketing potential of bobbleheads of Tea Maker characters.

  9. Anonymous
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 10:59 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Write on Poon Girl, you rock! Glad you’ve decided to join the party, and indeed, who cares what your mother thinks, let’s see you take this site to a new level of vicious insight and fantastic faux-fiction that makes our fellow tea makers put the best laid plans of Dick to waste…

  10. anonymous
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 10:29 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    are you this annoying in real life?

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