And the Bloggie goes to …

Howard Stern said it best.  He questioned why other radio DJ’s never gave him any props.  Other radio shows would pretend they never listened to  him, or worse, they denied that he was a talent who carved out a new path for radio.  They denied that they liked  his show when in reality they were big fans.  The truth is, they could never be Howard, not even close.  They weren’t smart enough to run a show like his;  and they were envious at all the fun and laughs Howie and his wack pack had while still being an important and serious media personality.

That is what we have in the blogosphere, a bunch of playa haters.  There are those CBCers and others, who read TeaMakers and deny it, and then there are the people who pretend that our blog doesn’t matter when they know it does.  Some people love to act like we are a three-ring circus, but it’s organized chaos over here.  Should we apologize for having fun while still breaking important stories ?  The downfall of these other blogs is that they try too hard to be taken seriously and over-estimate their importance.

As mentioned, what makes TeaMakers different from the other blogs is that we don’t take ourselves too seriously, while dealing with (sometimes) serious subjects.  Right now, I want to take these other blogs down a notch or two, and you best believe they are reading it.

I call this section “The Bloggies”.  Similar to the Razzies.

5) Strombo

It’s almost insulting when it says “preparing site content” and you have to wait.

4) The Stroumboulopouli

It’s a love site for George.  Enough said.  Run by Barbara Wheel –  no mean comments about George ever get through.

3) Inside CBC

What the hell is this ?  It’s so stupid.  It’s like you trying to write a tell all expose book about yourself.  You may reveal little things about yourself, but not enough to make yourself look stupid.  So, umm, what’s the point ?  You may talk about how you got rejected by babes in highschool, but you’re not gonna talk about the peanut butter jar and the new puppy you just got.  You can go inside the CBC a bit, but no deep penetration like with TeaMakers.

2) Small Dead Things on Sticks

Who the FUCK does this puffy faced clown think he IS ?  He actually has the audacity to link “brain-dead idiot” to a story he read here.  I’m sorry writer boy, but you are a no one !  Why can’t people post that you are an idiot ?  Instead my comment has to wait to be approved and no one is allowed to disagree with Lord puffy face.  You make me sick.  If you go to the right hand section of his blog he makes is clear he gets paid money to write for TV.  Well buddy, congratulations, it’s called a JOB and we all have one.  But, how much money is clown face really getting paid to “write TV” because if you scroll further down he begs for money.  What an absolute piece of shit begging for money on his shit fuckin’ blog.  I hate when people beg for money like that, I guess this clown is ripping a page from my friend Joe’s book.

1) Tod Maffin

I am still flabbergasted he blocked me from Twitter.  I don’t know what I said that was so bad that I deserved to be blocked !  I think it was when I questioned him about being a “futurist” or when I told him that Todd sounds like the name of someone with a small penis.  But Todd is so much more than just a mere futurist.  He is a strategist, consultant, author and speaker.  You can also inquire about a date with him as well, YUM !


  1. wtf
    Posted June 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Allan, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you support this “personality”, Poongirl?

    While I don’t always agree with what you post here, you seem an intelligent individual. How is it that you can support and encourage someone of such low character?

    Some choice tweets from “Poongirl”:
    “whats worse being black or being gay ? well – u dont have to tell ur parents ur black”

    “theres no chance in hell i’d ever date a mexican”

    “i hate when black girls are concieded about their looks – no one wants nasty black nipples and pussy and horse hair”

    “Can we be honest and say men who say they have no preference to race when i comes to women are desperate”

    Why does she even have a venue here? She is loudly racist and bigoted and she doesn’t seem to contribute anything but Troll-ish, misinformed or ridiculous commentary. WTF?

    • Allanjoined April 10, 2009
      Posted June 19, 2010 at 3:33 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      You ask a very good question. I wondered when someone would bring this up.
      And it’s not so easy to answer, because some of those twetts are pretty blunt and surprising.
      I will have to think about it and get back to you.
      But it’s true that I’m a big fan of our little Poonie, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I’ve seen her boobs.
      Alright, A PICTURE of her boobs.

  2. furious george
    Posted June 17, 2010 at 11:33 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    “and then there are the people who pretend that our blog doesn’t matter when they know it does”
    it sure as hell matters to CBC senior managers

  3. Anonymous
    Posted June 17, 2010 at 10:36 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    You are a raving lunatic…

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