“Situation & I opposite ends of the spectrum of Italian Americans good nite from LA!! Hey @jianghomeshi haPpy bday”
– Kelly Cutrone on Twitter, as spotted by Anonymous in DYTJTBHiL?
“Situation & I opposite ends of the spectrum of Italian Americans good nite from LA!! Hey @jianghomeshi haPpy bday”
– Kelly Cutrone on Twitter, as spotted by Anonymous in DYTJTBHiL?
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He tried to PR his way out of his sex abuse scandal as well. Two different PR firms dropped him as a client a couple of weeks ago.
I don’t know how many PR firms he employs but for such a low level “celebrity” he seems to be addicted to PR. Most Canadian radio personalities don’t even have agents let alone PR firms representing them. Jian had several.
Jian always gets women to promote him and do his dirty work. LIGHTS has been doing it for years.
Dude has mum issues. Explains lack of marriage.
If either Kelly or Jian had balls, she would have been a surprise guest on “Q” this morning & cleared the air about their “relationship” (and maybe had an interesting conversation about Twitter’s consequences). Instead, they choose to live in denial and their own “reality”.
I’m sure it won’t just be LIGHTS on “The City” but Jian too. Remember that picture of him with Whitney & Roxy? Jian would never miss a chance for ‘face time’ on a US show :
Kelly Cutrone quote from her YouTube preview of last week’s episode of “The City” :
“This week a lot of my friends are on the show and a lot of my clients. What a surprise!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3wwRBgWEwA
Anyone thinking Jian is going to be on the Persian reality show and is using Kelly as a mentor?
If he’s going to sell out, he might as well go allll the way!!! He could even have his folks that he keeps talking about on the show.
BP should hire Kelly to do ‘damage control’ for them. She can say the oil spill happened because they wanted to “watch you go kooky w all your theories”
The National are mid-way thru their first night gig at Massey Hall… already one of the concerts of the year in Toronto. (51 minutes ago by @jianghomeshi)
Pay attention when they sing “Fake Empire”, Jian!
It’s funny how Jian just keeps on tweeting away, not acknowledging Kelly or any of this. Yet when there’s even the slightest mention of him anywhere on Twitter that’s he interprets as flattering he always acknowledges and retweets it.
Either Jian is trying to show that this is all Kelly’s doing and her mess to clean up so it’s business as usual for him (except for the weekend of hiding from Twitter), or he is truly pathological.
Who knew? I’ve actually have even less respect for Jian. I didn’t realize it could sink any lower!
I wonder how much it cost Jian (Wonderboy Entertainment Inc.) to get Kelly to put Lights on “The City” (which is Kelly&Jian’s biggest PR & Marketing coup thus far).
PR is all about getting as many eyes & ears to notice you, whether it’s good or bad doesn’t matter.
But now Jian IS broadcast stateside, and he meets all kinds of cool celebrities (i.e. potential PR clients). And she said the reason she got involved on “The City” was to have exposure on every TV set in America, so why not make it NORTH America. So it kind of makes sense…
Maybe Jian makes a commission if he sends business Kelly’s way?
What I don’t get is … if Cutthroat is doing so great in the states why would she care about taking clients like Jian all the way over in Canada land?
Kelly Cutrone’s ex-husband Ronnie Cutrone. He doesn’t look a day over 30.
Jian/Lights are all about the FAME! They don’t even care whether or not they make money at it. FAME! FAME! FAME! FAME!
Yes, and they were advised to keep their tweets upbeat, perky, cutesy-pie, yum-yum. In other words, to live in denial, as usual. And juvenile, as usual. Eeep!
Jian & Lights PR person – Kelly Cutrone – must have advised them to start tweeting again because now they’re suddenly tweeting up a storm after being nearly inactive on Twitter over the last few days. Talk about going from one extreme to another. EEP!
Jian/Lights look really desperate for hooking up with Kelly & “The City” crew & this is their karma coming back at them. Don’t ever let Lights try & convince you “it’s all about the music” again. Jenn Grant or Sarah Harmer are all about the music. Lights is just a poseur.
Or how about ‘Peoples Don’t Believe A Word I Say Revolution’ aka ‘Watching You Go Kooky With All Your Theories Inc.’
Maybe instead of “Peoples Revolution” Kelly should call her firm “Revolting People”.
Kelly’s obvious attempt at ‘damage control’ by trying to ‘spin’ the story is laughable and it makes her and her PR firm look really, really bad.
Kelly & Jian are so right for each other. They’ll say anything in regards to sex, nothing is taboo. The only thing they will protect is their careers.
Nice “caught red handed” explanation, Kel. When no one was catching on, it was all cool, now that she’s been called on being Jian’s PR person, it was all done so she could watch people go kooky with theories – but not the “she’s Jian’s PR person” theory – she can’t stand to watch that for a second!
Ummm…maybe Lights should hope for “bridled” power. Kelly needs a leash.
I don’t think it’s been televised yet. Here’s Kelly & Lights most recent tweets about it :
When was Lights on “The City”?
I sense that Jian’s not going to be very happy to see Kelly at his Bday party tomorrow.
No doubt! If he did hire her, she’s doing a crummy job: ruining his reputation & his clients (Lights), stressing them both out (they can’t even Tweet!) and making what should be a fun celebration into an anxious, stressful event. Ick.
Me: You say that Islam can learn from the West. Is there anything that the West could learn from the Koran? Ayaan Hirsi Ali: “Not much.” (23 minutes ago by @jianghomeshi)
Jian is using “controversial” tweets to deflect attention away from the “Kelly Controversy”. But is his strategy to ignore this issue wise? mature? prudent? Yesterday he even tweeted about dog’s orgasms to make it all go away.
Once again, The Tea Makers has them on notice.
LOVE that Kelly is now responding to every tweet about Jian after ignoring questions about him for 3 months….and all because she’s trying to squelch the rumour that Jian is paying for her PR services. Earn that money, Kell…..
Hard to believe that Kelly has a little girl, the way she behaves & tweets….quite the role model.
Jian/Lights must be learning that sometimes being the centre of attention isn’t such a great thing after all.
Jian and Lights are both remaining silent right now. They seem content with letting their PR person (Kelly) do the talking for them….
This is what Jian must have meant when said he is looking for someone who laughs at his jokes in Hello magazine. Does anyone find Jian/Kelly’s shenanigans funny? They are the only ones who are laughing. The rest of us are creeped out or embarrassed for them.
Jian must’ve given her another wake up call :
Kelly hasn’t tweeted since her last tweet to Mondoville (2 hours ago). So she just popped on to say that Jian didn’t hire her and then left. She probably went back to bed. I’d need my sleep too if I was partying in L.A. with Paris Hilton last night.
Isn’t it weird that Jian & Kelly had no problem when we thought this :
But they have a major problem with us thinking this :
Damage Control! Damage Control! Damage Control!
If she’s not employed by Jian then how does she explain musical non-entity “LIGHTS” being on “The City”?
Kelly wants to have breakfast with Mondoville tomorrow but not the Teamakers? She probably knows that we can’t be bought with a mere breakfast. And would Mondoville seriously want to hire her? or work with her? Could anyone trust her?
It’s funny how The Tea Makers made Jian start calling his “opening essay” his “opening monologue” and now he’s getting Kelly Cutrone to tap dance for us! He’s our bitch!
Kelly, that’s the oldest cop-out for unprofessional behaviour: “Oh but it was all just a joke! We were fooling around! Get a sense of humour! Ha-ha! We fooled you!”
No, you have made a fool out of yourself. Period. Grow cry outside.
Did Jian call her and wake her up in L.A. after she was out all night partying with Paris Hilton & Snooki to do damage control for him? ROFL
Even more telling, she jokes about “I will make sure to get @jianghomeshi out of my hotel b4 u arrive” but she’s deadly serious about Jian not hiring her….
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Tea Makers 1 Kelly Cutrone 0
Congrats to the Tea Makers for making Kelly Cutrone stick her big fat foot in her mouth! Well Done!
Maybe the Tea Makers should open a PR firm….hmmmmm…..
Maybe it’s Kelly’s star that is imploding.
Anyone really buy that Kelly was writing those tweets to watch us “go kooky w all your theories”? If so, why did she abruptly stop & break her silence at the point when we arrived at our second theory (that Jian is paying her)?
Notice how Kelly is cleaning up the mess, and Jian/Lights are saying absolutely NOTHING! Are they crying outside?
In the Public Relations business, what Kelly is now doing is called “Damage Control”.
Here is where the story ends: @mondoville no @jianghomeshi did not hire me to tweet about him. I keep tweeting those so I can watch you go kooky w all your theories (10 minutes ago by @peoplesrev)
In any case, their liaison is tarnishing his reputation as a “CBC personality”. Maybe that’s why they are giving him the summer off. To evaluate whether he wants grow up or not.
He’s definitely paying her. The one thing that always had me puzzled about the idea of a Jian Ghomeshi-Kelly Cutrone “hook-up” is that we all know his preference is young and attractive women – Kelly is neither. So it has to be a business relationship.
My opening monologue today is dedicated to Ms, Helen Thomas and her scandal. One of the great symbols of old media…undone by the new. (8 minutes ago by @jianghomeshi)
Maybe Jian/Lights are being undone by the new media, too.
Jian’s plan to make himself and LIGHTS famous via a reality tv show hag is a half-baked, cockamamie scheme at best.
Why would Jian even think for a minute that Kelly is capable of convincing America to fall in love with a butt ugly, Iranian-Canadian radio host and a weak-voiced, shitty songstress? Kelly’s not a miracle worker, for chrissakes!
Maybe Jian & Lights are starting to see that this is backfiring on them. No is impressed by their statuses as ‘hangers-on’ to reality TV show people. In fact, it’s making them both look really pathetic.
Something’s up…Jian & Lights have virtually silenced their twitter accounts.
Maybe Billy Bob Thornton is behind all of this, and HE’s paying Kelly!
His parents must be thrilled.
I agree that this is all pretty confusing, but I think that the endless hyping of Jian’s name by Kelly confirms that they are either sexually involved or he is paying for her PR services or both. There’s no way that she’d be doing all of this (including putting Lights on her show) for free or if he was spurning her advances. She’s not that nice a person.
Is Kelly at a “reality tv stars” convention or something? Who’s next? Boston Rob?
No mention of Jian in this one. Kelly, Paris and Snooki :
OMG, Is JIAN getting his OWN REALITY SHOW with LIGHTS ??????!!!!!????
All I know is something VERY fishy going on here.
What does The Situation and Paris Hilton have to do with Jian’s Bday party ?
What does Lights have to do with any of this ?
Why is Kelly flying down here for a Canadian radio hosts lame-o party ?
Why is she publisizing it ?
Is this relationship personal or bussiness, or is it both ?
What other photos/b-day shout-outs will Kelly include ? A Happy B-day shout-out with a photo of Justin Bieber or Zach Efron ?
They’re kicking it up a notch. Paris Hilton – The ultimate reality star!?!? What does she have to do with Jian? Is Jian reading this thread and getting worried? Doesn’t this just make it more obvious that he’s paying her? She keeps posting pictures of celebrities and sticking his name on them like a billboard! It’s so shameless.
Is Jian’s/Lights star rising or imploding? I can’t tell…
This is getting creepy & gross. The reality/Hollywood PR divide is unknowable at this point. It’s like being on drugs. Is anything authentic about any of these people anymore or their roles? Maybe they just want publicity in the Canadian market for free, so they’re all going to crash his party & get photos in Toronto Life. Ick. I gotta take a shower.
Good catch PoonGirl. What is the deal with this? (Click on picture to see caption)
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Add “having your PR person on as a guest” to Jian’s list of violations of CBC Radio’s policy on conflict of interest and ethics.
What’s with Kelly’s newest tweet – the photo of Paris Hilton saying “Happy Birthday Jian see you soon” ? What does Paris have to do with anything ?
You think maybe Kelly is responsible for getting Jian & Lights in all of these magazines lately? Lights in particular has been on the cover of how many magazines recently? And her album still isn’t on the charts. haha
Most definitely!
If Jian thinks that people are on to him paying Kelly for PR, will he try to seduce her at his Bday party? What if this relationship starts becoming real? Will Kelly charge him extra (for the sex)?
Is Jian’s upcoming birthday + mid-life crisis sending his hunger for fame into overdrive? Is this now a make or break time for Jian “I wanna be famous before I’m 50” Ghomeshi?
Especially before he loses his looks or starts a family.
Maybe as a “birthday” gift, Jian’s dream will come true and his party will be filmed on “The City” with all of the Beautiful Canadians. Blech!
Now it all makes perfect sense. You’re right – LIGHTS is a nobody. Why would she be on a US show? Furthermore, why would Kelly want a relationship with a weird looking, self-involved, radio douche who lives in Toronto? She can’t be that hard up and she could easily do a lot better than him in New York or L.A.
Does that mean that Wonderboy Entertainment Inc. will be billing the Canadian taxpayers for the services of Kelly Cuntrone? So it’s us – not Kelly – that’s getting FUCKED by Jian!!!!!!!!!!!!
Busted! This is all about the upcoming “The City” show! You can never tell with “reality” show people where reality ends & Hollywood begins.
The most likely angle of this whole Jian Ghomeshi/Kelly Cutrone “relationship?” is that Jian might actually be paying her……she does own a PR firm, after all. She put Lights on her show, mentions Jian all the time on Twitter, and is invited to his birthday which she’s also publicizing for some odd reason.
More than anything, her putting Lights on “The City” makes me think that Jian has to be paying her. Lights is a no name opening act at best in the US. Why would Kelly waste time putting someone like that on her show and publicizing it like she is unless she’s being paid to?
If Kelly & Jian are a couple, will he still take Lights to the Juno’s? & chase all over the world with her?
How much do you want to bet Rachel McAdams has been invited to Jian’s party & he just doesn’t want Kelly to crowd him? Burn!
Kelly hasn’t tweeted in 16+ hours…and “she’s in love!!” With The Situation?
If Kelly really wants to drive Jian nuts she should get a picture of herself with Rachel McAdams and put as the caption “Hey @jianghomeshi I asked Rachel about you and she said that she’s never heard of you.”
If Kelly looked like Megan Fox, Jian would be RUNNING to her & answering every tweet. He only thinks young, hot women & male musicians are worthy of his attention. Kelly’s going to teach him a thing or two….
She’s playing Jian like a fiddle. He tries to act like he’s a big deal and so above it all and even above responding to her tweets, but she knew he’d look at that picture so she put “Hey @jianghomeshi haPpy bday’ LOL.
“Fame..puts you there where things are hollow”
I’m actually starting to like Kelly a bit, but only because of the mindfucking that she’s doing to Jian’s self-absorbed little brain.
You think maybe she’s mocking Jian and his BIG EGO by giving him a shout out in a posted picture of herself with ‘the situation’? Reminding Jian how low he is on the celebrity totem pole – lower than the lowest ‘reality star’. Ouch!
Yup! She’s saying: take me & look at the way you’ll live! The celebrity life he craves.
Kelly has Jian figured out.
She knows that the life that she has is the life that Jian wants for himself and tries to portray himself as having, but instead he’s at home watching the hockey game.