Coming to a Theatre Near you…The Understudy

He stood in the shadows.

He was ready to do the job.

But someone stood in his way.

To get the job, George has got to go.

Jian Ghomeshi is … The Understudy.

29 comments:

  1. Anonymous
    Posted February 16, 2010 at 7:10 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    If someone voraciously seeks fame & invites the world into their private life, why complain when people comment on it?

  2. LetItBe
    Posted February 15, 2010 at 9:52 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What does that mean”talk to bubble writing girl”…..what did he do this time??
    ….are u dudes not afraid of being sued for defamation of character….u should be careful…..unless this site was created by Ghomeshi for more press….aren’t u all abit scared for the consequences of your awful wordz????we do sue people here in Canada Now!!!….and to even utter about his project with Light is SICK….that poor young girl is old enough to be his daughter…ur all thinking in the dark wrong realm…tell me what and he did physically to all of u as I cannot understand how u can act without heart and class as u all seem to be somewhat well read….if he is truly a worm than I guess ur all more like Jian than u care to realize…PITTY!!!
    Its such a shame to see all these VILE comments on JIan Ghomeshi,give the poor guy some credit.Hes just a working stiff like the rest of us,hes just working for the weekend like us ALL!
    Ode 2Ghomeshi,sung like Nikki Y’s I believe!!;
    I believe in Jian Ghomeshi,
    I believe that hes no tree,
    I believe that ur stuck with him &CBC!!
    Watch out kids and youll see
    Time for u to support a Canadian Personality!
    I believe in wee Ghomeshi!!

    Sincerly,LEtItBe!!

  3. letitb
    Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:30 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What has happened to Canadians unity/support for ur FELLOW MAN!I think u might just be abit of a diluted Fan!Its such a shame to see all these VILE/unsupported comments on JIan Ghomeshi.Give the poor guy some credit/a chance or just “Let it BE”!!!.Ghomeshi’ss just a working stiff like us ALL!!!Just working for the weekend not bloging bad vibes in hope of a fall!
    Disheartened to see comments on man who has done good for his life….Maybe u all just want to be his wife!!!
    An Ode 2Ghomeshi (can be sung like Nikk Yanofskys/Alan Frews arrangement;I believe);
    I believe in Jian Ghomeshi,
    I believe that hes no tree,
    I believe that ur stuck with him &CBC!!
    Watch out kids and youll see,
    Time for u to support a Canadian Personality!
    Believe in Ghomeshi!!

  4. divinetr00pah
    Posted January 28, 2010 at 4:03 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Do you obnoxious people have anything knowledgeable to say? It’s utterly disgusting that instead of going after what he actually said or the whole context of why he’s there in the first place instead of gawking at him, maybe you’d have something credible and smart to say. For shame, how the human IQ level drops at the sight of this page.

  5. anonymous
    Posted January 26, 2010 at 7:48 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Broadcaster, Writer, Musician and Producer Ghomeshi Gives a Free Lecture at Ryerson Tomorrow, January 27 at 6:00 p.m.

    Ryerson University is pleased to present an evening with celebrated musician and media personality Jian Ghomeshi, Wednesday, January 27 at 6:00 p.m. Part of the Dean*s Lecture Series in the Faculty of Communication & Design, In Discussion with Jian Ghomeshi, is free and open to the public.

    In this co-presentation with Ryerson*s Schools of Journalism and Radio and Television Arts, moderator Suanne Kelman, Associate Professor in the School of Journalism, turns the tables on the man who sits behind the mic in so much of what he does. In Discussion with Jian Ghomeshi promises to be a candid conversation about the motivations and passions behind his career as a broadcaster, writer, musician and producer.

    A singer, songwriter, and musician, Jian found international success during the 1990s as a member of multi platinum selling folk-rock group, Moxy Früvous. He stays active in music, continuing to write and produce through his company, Wonderboy Entertainment, and manages the career of Juno award-winning artist, LIGHTS. He is a writer, with editorials and opinion pieces widely published and in 2008 he became a weekly columnist for the National Post. Today Jian is best known as the host and co-creator of the national daily talk program, Q, on CBC Radio One and Bold TV. In this role he has interviewed the likes of Woody Allen, Salman Rushdie, Radiohead, Barbara Walters, William Shatner and Leonard Cohen. NOW Magazine named him *Best Media Personality* in 2009.

    For full details please visit:
    http://www.ryerson.ca/news/events/General_Public/20100127_fcad.html

    WHAT: Dean*s Lecture Series: In Discussion with Jian Ghomeshi
    WHO: Broadcaster, Writer, Musician, Producer Jian Ghomeshi
    WHEN: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:00-7:30 p.m.
    WHERE: Room 103, George Vari Engineering and Computing Centre Ryerson University 245 Church St., Toronto (Church and Gould)

  6. PoonGirljoined December 31, 2009
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    You are right Anonymous. I am almost as bad as you – I am not who I say I am, I’m not in California, I’m not a student, I’m not even female. Who am I ? Who knows, who cares. You won – I’ve been exposed and you still have your anonymity.

    Do you come on here to expose the bloggers ? Is that what this blog is about to you ? Don’t you come on here to read the posts and comment on the posts, that is what this site is for ! Not to expose the people who are writing for your entertainment.

    Now, you’ve won, I admit it. Let’s get back to focusing on what the site is meant for now. It is meant to read the posts, not the bloggers twitter page. I do not want Ouimet to censor posts now that I am here. That is NOT want a I wanted. The sad thing is, here you are hiding behind an Anon commenter youself and you don’t have the decencey to respect that for other people.

    All my questions were rhetorical so don’t bother answering. Scumbag.

    • Anonymous
      Posted January 25, 2010 at 6:06 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Why is Poongirl allowed to abuse others but any abuse directed at her is censored?

    • The Original Fake Meta Fake Luba Goy
      Posted January 25, 2010 at 6:15 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      PoonGirl, I feel for you. People trying to expose anonymous and pseudonymous personalities on this blog are the lowest of the low.

      I’ll admit that I was the one who posited the theory that you were Allan, but it was just for fun and because I really did think you were a prank by Allan based on how awful your work is.

      But don’t confuse that with ill will. It’s complex. Seems like some mothaphucka piggy-backed on my idea and took it down to hell. I dunno, I never saw the comments and I don’t really care who the hell you are.

      Long story short, dooce-bags be damned as always, and poonGirl lives to blog on a bit past her 15 minutes of fame.

      And one of the most frequent pseudonymous commenters lives to lurk another day on TM, trying to toss in a funny comment once in a while, knowing that (creepily) there are much stupider, fucked-up anonymi than myself who do whatever it is that comprimised your identity.

      One more for the annals.

  7. Anonymous
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 1:07 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    After reading Poongirl’s tweets, I feel sorry for her. She is in need of psychological help. Seriously.

  8. Anonymous
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 11:26 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    HA HA you’re disappointed in ME??

    • Ouimetjoined April 10, 2009
      Posted January 25, 2010 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Yes, you.
      For one, that monocle you wear as an affectation is a little ridiculous.

  9. Anonymous
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 7:53 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    WOW I love logging in to my feed reader to see comments that are no longer here. Maybe there was some kind of error? I think that one is worth a RT.

    … (edited by Ouimet)

    • Ouimetjoined April 10, 2009
      Posted January 25, 2010 at 9:28 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      I’m disappointed in you, Anonymous.

      Everyone here has the right to their anonymity, and to reveal as much information about themselves as they want to reveal. Including you. Fake Ouimet was sacrificed for this right.

      And those that violate it are the worst type of scumbag.

      Due to excessive abuse over the weekend, I’m going to lock down all comments for moderation.

  10. Jian Tweetmeshi
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 6:14 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I’ve got to start following Jian on Twitter. His tweets are the square root of gay.

    “At St. Louis airport w/ Adam Lambert album in my ears – anticipating his live gig/chat in Studio Q tmrw. Feeling naked without eyeliner.
    25 minutes ago from mobile web”

  11. Anonymous
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 1:43 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Your identity is now on the CBC-Q twitter page. So much for privacy.

  12. PoonGirljoined December 31, 2009
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 1:40 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    No, we are not a couple nor have we ever been, we’ve only spoke. Anyways, tell me – how does everyone know who I am ? I know one person knew and some fellow bloggers do but now it seems everyone does ! I have nothing to hide … but still.

  13. PoonGirljoined December 31, 2009
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 1:26 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Well, I Haiti Jian – I don’t like everyone knowing who I am, but whatever. To answer, I have had correspondance with Jian. As much as we – I – all of us, like to bash him he has been nothing but kind, respectful and mature with me.

    So, I keep that in mind when I go at him like a monkey on a cupcake.

    • Anonymous
      Posted January 24, 2010 at 1:31 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Poongirl, don’t believe the hype. He is “nice” to all women until he gets what he wants. Are you two a couple now?

  14. Anonymous
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 1:20 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    You fit his profile, Poongirl. White, 20-something, female with sass. He’s on the prowl.

  15. Anonymous
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 12:13 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I woke up this morning excited to see this post. I KNEW it was coming!!! Someone needs to make a montage of ugly loser Douchebag Gomeshi trying to get on camera all night. I will pay GOOD MONEY to see that!!!

    • Anonymous
      Posted January 24, 2010 at 1:19 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      You missed the segment where he & Rick Mercer are making jokes & chuckling while bravely trying to raise millions for the suffering. Ick.

  16. BrainDrainXP
    Posted January 23, 2010 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What do you expect for a guy with a face for radio?

  17. Anonymous
    Posted January 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian spent the whole telethon trying to get on camera…HA HA…You can’t make this sh*t up….Jian is a douchebag extraordinaire.

  18. Jian Gawkmeshi
    Posted January 23, 2010 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What a loser Jian is, standing there gawking at the camera while someone is being interviewed. He looks like one of those morons that you’ll see waving at the camera when a reporter is doing a live remote.

  19. PoonGirljoined December 31, 2009
    Posted January 23, 2010 at 5:25 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Ha, but isn’t it impressive he can change that much with just the tilt of his head ?

  20. Anonymous
    Posted January 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian is getting uglier every day. In the top picture he looks like Martin Short. In the bottom picture he looks like Steve Perry, lead singer of Journey.

  21. anonymoose
    Posted January 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    HA! I tuned in only a few minutes before this bit with Mike Holmes went to air. It was almost like Jian kept moving ever-so-slightly in order to stay centered in the shot while they were tracking the camera.


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