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37 comments:

  1. PoonGirl
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 10:43 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I know I can’t copywrite “girl” but “Poon” should noot be used on this site. It’s mine.

    • Poon
      Posted December 30, 2009 at 11:26 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      It’s “copyright” and we can do whatever we want so STFU .

  2. PoonGirl
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 8:55 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I’ve noticed a lot of mammals using bits and pieces of my name all over this site now. Should I get my name Copywritten AnonymousGirl or Poon-o-ger-douche-sii ?

    I’m PoonGirl, the one, the only. Allan is my personal bouncer with a 3rd degree black belt in Kung Fu.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 30, 2009 at 9:49 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Allan is more woman than you’ll ever be and yes, you should copyright the word “girl” so that no one else can use it.

  3. AnonymousGirl
    Posted December 30, 2009 at 8:12 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian (pron. Jeeyawn) hasn’t tweeted since you mammals started making fun of his Twitter account. I hope that makes you @rseholes happy!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 31, 2009 at 2:21 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Actually, the staff that produces his tweets are probably on vacation & “his” official tweets will resume when they return to work (like good little elves). He is The Brand.

  4. Doug Mckenzie
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 9:17 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    New Moon “is a machine” with “Lots of buff & pretty (& that’™s just the boys!)”……..I didn’t know that Jian Ghomeshi had such a deep appreciation for the arts…….Did he follow up that tweet with his review of the Miley Cyrus concert?

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      …or a review of a strip club? Isn’t that culture too?

  5. LocalYokel
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Nice to see the SDA peeps are paying attention. Kate go on vacation or something?

    Selling public assets is a bad idea. And I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Cons and Libs toss the Ceeb a nice fat IPO to drum up short term money to cover their long term economic stupidity.

    • WTF
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 4:56 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Seventh-day Adventists?

      And how could a network that employs the likes of Mercer, Ghomeshi and Strombolopolos and produces cheesy tripe like Little Mosque on the Prairie and Battle of the Blades be considered a public asset?

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      The CBC is definitely good at one thing: fear-mongering (especially when comes to its own demise.)

  6. LocalYokel
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    NB Power for sale.
    McGuinty in Ontario paying Goldman Sachs to draw up plans to sell provincial assets.
    Feds in a deep debt hole.
    Crown Corps for sale….
    Hmmm, who would pay to take the Ceeb off the hands of the Canadian public? The radio signals alone are worth a very substansial amount of money, and the Ceeb is squatting on unsued frequences.
    But, by all means, let’s go back to regular programming with the bash Gomeshi crowd fervently hoping he keeps twittering. There’s not much to talk about otherwise.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 4:01 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Whether the CBC is sold or liquidated the it will be a win for the Canadian taxpayer.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      By discussing Twitter & its enthusiastic use, we’ve proved that we don’t need a national broadcaster…booyah!

  7. Shinan U. Craise Diamond
    Posted December 28, 2009 at 11:24 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Judging by his twitter, Jian has an obsession with celebrity that would make Perez Hilton envious.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 1:28 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      From perusing Jian’s Twitter I’ve come to the conclusion that Jian is just a silly old queen. How else do you explain this gem of a tweet? (see below)

      “Back from screening of New Moon. Lots of buff & pretty (& that’s just the boys!). Narrative is lean. But little matter. This is a machine.
      7:41 PM Nov 18th from web”

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 29, 2009 at 2:46 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Narcissists of a feather flock together.

  8. Anonymous
    Posted December 28, 2009 at 12:44 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    May Elvira Kurt’s budget be cut. How does that cackling, screechy woman end up on radio?

    • Kimbo Spice
      Posted December 28, 2009 at 10:30 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Lesbian and visible minority. She is also an extremely annoying person, which seems to be one of the qualifications for the CBC’s on air talent these days (see Jian Ghomeshi, Rick Mercer, Evan Solomon, etc.).

  9. Vancouverite
    Posted December 28, 2009 at 3:47 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian’s Twitter account is an obvious extension of his personality, i.e., incessant celebrity name dropping sprinkled with affected phraseology that’s been MIA since the John Hughes teenybopper movies of the 80’s.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      …& he makes little rhymes, even when someone dies…very poor taste.

      • Anon
        Posted December 28, 2009 at 9:29 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        There is a whole team of rhymers to give him false ‘wit’, Jian does take the blame for not censoring himself.

        • Anonymous
          Posted December 29, 2009 at 2:41 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

          Thanks for confirming his tweets are fake – what 40 year old man would type “Eeeep”?

  10. PoonGirl
    Posted December 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian ALWAYS pretends to care about what’s happening in the Middle East, meanwhile the guy is more Canadianized than I am !

    If you really want to act like you care do your whole kiss-ass intros in Farsi.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 27, 2009 at 9:26 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Q: Arts. Culture. Entertainment. Political Platform.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 28, 2009 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      …& the man is actually British! Go figure…

      • Anon
        Posted December 28, 2009 at 9:28 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        And the Toronto Star outed his British Mini Cooper car crush, though now it is a BMW redesign model.

        Q: A,C,E not Arts Culture Entertainment, but Q: Asshole, C***,Enema

        • Anonymous
          Posted December 28, 2009 at 11:04 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

          He’s always “crushing” on something. The Cooper is a classic mid-life crisis car.

  11. Yoko Oh no
    Posted December 26, 2009 at 8:28 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    “Over the next four or five years, the government also hopes to drum up large chunks of cash by selling off billions of dollars in federal lands, buildings and Crown corporations, including possibly the Royal Canadian Mint, Via Rail and Atomic Energy Canada Ltd.”

    _____________________________________________

    The government wants to sell Crown corporations? LMAO @ the CBC

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 26, 2009 at 10:19 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      “This is George Stroumboulopoulos reporting for ET Canada.”

      • Anonymous
        Posted December 27, 2009 at 3:12 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        You want fries with that?

        • LaLa
          Posted December 27, 2009 at 9:40 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

          – Aren’t you that guy that used to host Q? What’s his name……John Ghomeshi?

          – It’s pronounced JeeON

          • Anonymous
            Posted December 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm | #

            …but now a Twitter revolutionary, saving the world with every tweet!

          • Jack Handey
            Posted December 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm | #

            ….in between hyping his radio show……”Coming up next on Q : the Iranian Revolution and Elvira Kurt.”

  12. Allan
    Posted December 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Amanda Lang reminds me of Emma Peel, and Kevin would look good in a bowler.


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