Wake up, Strombo!

Here’s your chance, George, to step out from the shadow of Jian and re-gain the spotlight that’s been fading on you and your career.
With a YouTube video that has eclipsed anything you’ve ever done, the universe has lost its balance, and your “boyfriend” status is eroding.
Though time is running out, there still exists a golden opportunity to be the first to get the next substantial interview with the fascinating Billy Bob Thornton.
We need clarification, George. We need your special brand of diplomacy to bring peace.
You know the issues involved here, and your way around a plate of mashed potatoes.
You could become BBT’s BFF.
Seize the moment, George, before someone else takes over this Gravy Train.

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