Wake up, Strombo!

Here’s your chance, George, to step out from the shadow of Jian and re-gain the spotlight that’s been fading on you and your career.
With a YouTube video that has eclipsed anything you’ve ever done, the universe has lost its balance, and your “boyfriend” status is eroding.
Though time is running out, there still exists a golden opportunity to be the first to get the next substantial interview with the fascinating Billy Bob Thornton.
We need clarification, George. We need your special brand of diplomacy to bring peace.
You know the issues involved here, and your way around a plate of mashed potatoes.
You could become BBT’s BFF.
Seize the moment, George, before someone else takes over this Gravy Train.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous
    Posted April 16, 2009 at 6:30 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    **laughs hysterically**

    Let’s just face it people. These 2 douche-bags are the face of today’s CBC. And, then we wonder why the CBC is in trouble.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    If we’re still discussing this subject by Wednesday the 15th (one-week anniversary), we all need to seriously punch ourselves in the heads … and get lives.

  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Why Should George be responsible for cleaning up Gian’s mistakes. Who cares about the Boxmasters anyways, seriously.

  4. media cleaner
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    For the love of everything decent, PLEASE, someone who actually works at the CBC, please make a post.

  5. Vigilante
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Oh, Allan. As if George even knows how to operate the interwebs…

    Pfft.

  6. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian does an interview but Allan finds a way to make it about George. And the crush continues …

  7. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece
  8. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    George is so casing the exits.


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