Greatest hits of Inside the CBC

Try to figure out why each entry was selected. (Headline upstyle and downstyle as in original.)

Hint: “Alphonse Ouimet would never have done this” is not a legitimate response.


  1. Fake Ouimet
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Consider it audience participation.

    However, unlike wellness and respect seminars, such participation is optional.

    Can you believe it? I’ll have something nice to say tomorrow.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I don’t get it.

  3. Allan
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    ZZZZZ- you forgot a couple of my favorite highlights from the Todster:
    Hi everybody. I’m using this blog to promote myself both within the Corporation and to the public. All eyes on me, please.
    And for the sake of efficiency, please send any products that you want me to review, or other goodies, directly to my home address. There’s no need to bother the people at the CBC. It’ll be just between us.

    CBC audiences are soooooo stupid, and here’s proof. It’s a good thing the CBC only hires the best and the brightest like me who can sit and ridicule these idiots.

    Of course, there are several more – does the word DALET ring a bell?
    And who can keep track of his calendar of sick days, like this one from July 13:
    “I’m going to be taking a week away from the blog to work on some health issues”.
    Guess what year, joe.

    (consider a post that people may actually want to read, joe, instead of this utter regurgitated crap. Surely there’s a way to connect Sarah Palin to the CBC. You can see her home state from Canada!)

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