A tale of two twitterers

There are those who say Gomeshi and Strombolopoulos must have photos of numerous powerful CBC executives in bed with dead women or live boys (or comatose ladyboys) for them to still be on the air. I say pshaw, fiddlesticks, and horse hockey! Jian and George are simply far too busy living their fabulous lifestyles to have any more juice left over for their bedazzled public. Think about it, if you were plied with as much coke and pussy as you ever would want in your entire life and you knew deep in your heart that you were a fake and fraud, what do you do? You would snort, swallow, smoke, grope, smooch, penetrate,and generally rub up against all that good stuff before your charms started to fade and everyone realized that you were just an empty shell. So don’t be too hard on the boys; if you didn’t have any discernible talent or charm apart from your boyish looks, you too would grab all that’s being offered at Satan’s buffet table before you were found out. Be honest now, unlike some rather less than interesting overexposed media personalities I could name.

27 comments:

  1. Anonymous
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 9:25 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    He sucks the fun out of any joyous event. Why do you think he is single? He finds the clouds on any sunny day. And where does he get off judging anyone’s productions? What shows has he produced? What awards has he won? Even Ryan Seacrest is more accomplished than him!

  2. Anonymous
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 3:26 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Feeble looks like the common word and thought for the day!!

  3. Anonymous
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 3:13 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What’s his next game,post movies b4 they hit theatres on his TwitShit account!!!

  4. Get Married Ghomeshi
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 3:04 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    He’s out of control…ghomeshi has nothing in his life but twitter…sad his life is so feeble he now is not only hurting woman but small children too…poor ghomeshi really needs to settle down and have a family…then he will know what pain he has inflicted on the innocent!

  5. Ghomeshi ruined the magic on twitter AGAIN!
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 2:55 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    This is the third time my son has checked out Jian Ghomeshi on twitter and again Ghomeshi has spilled the beans about the “live” and “non-live” music!!!
    My child did admire him because of our Persian ancestry.*Jian has ruined music awards,opening and closing ceremonies for my child!
    Does the CBC/crtc not have guide lines for these jokers!
    Jian has taken the magic away from my 10year old,and countless other that probably are not even ten! I can’t imagine the CBC keeping him on much longer if he has no respect for the hidden magic that is made to make a show interesting to younger/older viewers!
    Ghomeshi is a mean, mean,mean man and has he forgotten what its like for a child to be in awe over something us adults all know about.
    How feeble a man he is to think he’s so wise to share trade secrets that most know and would not share in a public arena where it could hurt the innocent!

    • Kev
      Posted March 1, 2010 at 4:01 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      I despair for the future if this is the kind of thing that scars the youth of today.

  6. Anonymous
    Posted February 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Ghomeshis too busy being a twit on twitter to view this s**t show

  7. Sick of your Weak Tea
    Posted February 28, 2010 at 8:37 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Don’t think Ghomeshi even views this site,or law suits would be flying fast,not too bright are u tea fakers!This site and all of you who consider yourselves media/litterary marvels are racist pigs for such feeble thoughts.

    • Anonymous
      Posted February 28, 2010 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Always good to hear from you, Gian.

      • Anonymous
        Posted February 28, 2010 at 10:26 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        Ooops. I thought I was being a ludicrously sardonic sexist pig. I guess I’ve been misunderstood.

    • Anonymous
      Posted March 1, 2010 at 9:27 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Right. That’s what CBC management & Jian need and want right now. An expensive, public, lengthy lawsuit. Huh?

    • Allanjoined April 10, 2009
      Posted March 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Lawsuits are the last thing Tea Makers has to worry about.
      Ghomeshi is fully aware of this blog. How much of this content he reads only he can say. Who knows what he’s doing when on the toilet and checking his Blackberry.
      Considering all the comments here about him, it almost constitutes his biggest fan club.
      And as for racism, there’s no evidence of that in any of the comments posted so far, and there have been hundreds about Jian.
      In fact, after listening to him at Ryerson, the impression is that Jian is far more concerned with his racial identity than anyone else is. When he spoke about Harrison Ford treating him with condescension, he accused Harrison of thinking less of him because he was Iranian.
      Harrison could sue for that.

  8. Time2 Sing Your Ode 2Jian Ghomeshi boys&girls!
    Posted February 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Ode 2Ghomeshi,(sung like Nikki Y’™s Olympic I believe!!);

    I believe in Jian Ghomeshi,
    I believe that he’™s no tree,
    I believe that ur stuck with him &CBC!!
    Watch out kids and you’™ll see
    Time for u to support a Canadian Personality!
    I believe in wee Ghomeshi!!

    Instructions;please sing aloud at least 5times in a public place

    • Curb Your Enthusiasm
      Posted February 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Nikki has copyright on “I Believe”, and she went up against Lights at the Junos & lost, so there might be a conflict of interest…make sure you have a lawyer handy.

      • SSSShhhhhhh!
        Posted February 28, 2010 at 9:00 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        Also, based on Jian’s tweets, I think he is sick of this melody.

  9. Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Posted February 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What “fabulous lifestyle” includes sitting at home alone on Valentine’s Day, watching TV & tweeting about it?

    • Anonymous
      Posted February 27, 2010 at 2:04 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      It’s called an alibi… Take the case of a meth cooking pedophile holding a Black Mass in an abandoned synagogue… he tweets he is at home watching Little Mosque, and voilĂ !

      • Curb Your Enthusiasm
        Posted February 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        Ohhh…so he was really just having a faux pity party for himself? He really is Canada’s Ryan Seacrest!

      • Robert Fissure
        Posted February 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        Don’t say shit like that about Andy Barrie on the eve of his retirement.

  10. Anonymous
    Posted February 27, 2010 at 7:54 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    According to Urban Dictionary, Ryan Seacrest is “A derogatory term that you would call a guy who cares a lot about what his hair looks like, how his clothes look, and how he smells. A nicer way to call a guy Metrosexual” and “The most annoying and least likeable man on television.” Nice.

  11. Anonymous
    Posted February 27, 2010 at 7:21 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Sympathy for the devils?

  12. Anonymous
    Posted February 27, 2010 at 2:51 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    you guys are fucking pathetic.

  13. anonymous
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 11:12 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Semen O’ream’em.

  14. Anonymous
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:32 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Does that make it official? Jian is the jerk we know he is?

  15. Anonymous
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:16 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Excerpt from The National Post:

    CBC radio host Jian Ghomeshi has just posted to his Twitter account that Nickelback, Eva Avila and K-os will, according to his sources, be appearing at the closing ceremonies of the Olympic Games. Although this is semi-interesting in and of itself, what’s more noteworthy is that Buzzfeed’s Amanda Dobbins picked up on it, claiming that Canada was clearly going to “out-Canada itself” with this lineup (she also made a quip about Celine Dion showing up on a throne), and referred to Ghomeshi as the “Ryan Seacrest (ish) of Canada.”

    Really, though? We always felt he looked more like Seamus O’Regan.

  16. Anonymous
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 5:29 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Hmmm….so their ultimate destiny is to become biohazards?

  17. Topper Headon
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 2:37 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    It tells you something about the level of contempt that the CBC has for it’s audience, when an ex-VJ and a drummer from an embarrassingly idiotic group are given two of the most high profile and hyped-up shows on the network.


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