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5 DAYS LEFT TO GET IN YOUR BID!

George’s “A Flop House” – $81.00 – SOLD at $127.50

Erin’s “Time Traveller Gingerbread” – $88.00 – SOLD at $122.50

Zaib’s “A Little Mosque” – $20.50 – SOLD at $100.00

33 comments:

  1. PoonGirl
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Yes if Jihad went to London he would fit in better, he wouldn’t be a token brown guy.

    Also, can Yawn GoneMushy stop changing his name. I mean, the guy changes his name more than P.Diddy, or Puff Daddy or Puffy.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 7:54 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Since he has worked for the BBC, and most of Q’s material involves the U.K. (not the country that pays his salary), perhaps he yearns to return to London?

  3. PoonGirl
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    This may be even worse than the pink ruffles.

    I mean, see through ? At least the pink pirate shirt was opaque.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9ZgYbqWKpMA/SV-WgkjbyjI/AAAAAAAAF-s/7hUUK_c64RQ/s400/DSC04136.JPG

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 20, 2009 at 6:49 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Yowza! Where is that pic from?????? hahahahahahaha!

      • Anonymous
        Posted December 20, 2009 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        It’s clearly from a kid’s party. What the heck is a 42 year old doing surrounded by all those 20 year olds? LOSER!

    • Hoser
      Posted December 20, 2009 at 7:51 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      I don’t think he’s all bad but it’s incredibly telling that a post about gingerbread houses made by people other than Jian Ghomeshi turned into a lynching of Jean/Jian/John/Yawn. Dude needs to work on his profiling and PR. If I were his rep I’d tell him to cut his hair, stop wearing see-through shirts or frills and that fugly leather cuff, and stop smirking and cavorting around with 19 year old bimbos. Let go already and find yourself a serious, intelligent, and respectable lady (30+) who will keep you in line and/or tolerate you, and don’t let her come to her senses, ever. And never ever sing again outside your shower. People would actually like you.

      He has a good show and he has interesting things to say, but he needs a life coach or something. Pull yourself together, man.

      • Anonymous
        Posted December 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        You’re suggesting he needs a wife! (every playboy’s nightmare…)

        • Anonymous
          Posted December 20, 2009 at 7:55 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

          Tiger tried the wife thing to augment his profile, and it didn’t help him either (once a player, always a player.)

          • Hoser
            Posted December 20, 2009 at 8:04 pm | #

            You’re probably right but Jian’s already 10 years older than Tiger. Dude must be getting tired. Even then I don’t see him as a Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods was too good to be true. Jian Ghomeshi… you see where I’m going with this.

  4. bubbles
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 10:19 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    He’s about as sleazy as they come in Canadian showbiz and now he’s trying to break into the kiddie music scene with that rapidly aging Lights girl, so I guess it won’t be long before he’s cruising the playgrounds looking for “new talent”.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 21, 2009 at 12:24 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Is Lights a “self-made indie artist” or has he shaped her career for 9 years? Can it be both?

  5. Anonymous
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 8:22 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    @jianghomeshi ‘s gingerbread house would have a midlife-crisis-mobile parked in front and an under-aged girl inside and he would be the highest bidder.

  6. PoonGirl
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 1:02 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    And this is my favourite find of the night ….

    http://www.wonderboy.ca/jian/jian-14.jpg

  7. Machiavel
    Posted December 20, 2009 at 12:27 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Until @jianghomeshi included Moxy Fruvous in that list I didn’t know who they were. I thought to myself WHO??? Googled them and laughed my ass off. Ever heard of grandiose delusions! I DID catch that Baby It’s Cold Outside episode. They said they were going to do it again with a band and I thought to myself GOOD LORD PLEASE DON’T.

    I like Mercer alot, but Ghomeshi is a skeeeezy slimer and my favorite find of the night….DRUM ROLL PLEASE… http://media.locals.ca/localsconf/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=67035&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&sid=3d8e2a32f913467756b6d49f2f6006f7&start=585

  8. Anonymous
    Posted December 19, 2009 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Jian Ghomeshi is such a fraud and a hack and only has his show because he was good-looking 15 years ago, smirks and bats his eyelashes like an arsehole, and knows about half a dozen “Look Mom, I went to College” words that he can mispronounce every week or so. I love how he always talks about people half a dozen years younger than him and insists on saying they’re “about the same age.” Okay Jian, we get it, you’re still fresh…10 years ago!

    We can’t wait till the CBC wakes up and gives him his walking papers. Wonder what his new name would be this time? Any guesses what his next job would be? Busking? Oh right, didn’t he already do that and it led to Moxy Fruvus, one of those GREAT Canadian bands of the 90s har-har-har. Did anyone else catch him singing Baby Its Cold Outside a while back? He has a pretty nice SPEAKING voice.

  9. Joe-Louis Vachon
    Posted December 18, 2009 at 8:51 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    *nep-o-tastic

  10. Joe-Louis Vachon
    Posted December 18, 2009 at 8:49 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Dear content unit producer who dreamt this up,

    Next time, set a $100 reserve, dumbass. And have a $1500 float for fake bidding, so you can jack each item as high as $500 if for some weird reason nobody gives a crap about badly constructed gingerbread decorated by nrpotastic B-Talent, an unfunny sitcom actor, and a token ‘hottie’.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Good advice, but the content unit producer is probably dating her/his boss & therefore doesn’t need to try to do a good job.

  11. Anonymous
    Posted December 15, 2009 at 1:31 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    George is certainly a laughing stock outside of Canada. His US network debut “The One” was the lowest rated show ever on ABC. The CBC also carried it and even bumped “The National” for it. It was cancelled after only 4 episodes. More proof that the CBC is clueless when it comes to talent. What a shocker that some little doucher in black introducing himself as “your boyfriend George” doesn’t go over well beyond the safe confines of (the CBC can do no wrong) Canada.

    • Anonymous
      Posted December 15, 2009 at 10:21 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      It’s also interesting his lack of loyalty…as soon as Hollywood calls, he’s outta here! Until then, he’ll pass his time collecting welfare at the CBC.

      • anonymous
        Posted December 17, 2009 at 7:09 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

        I don’t think Hollywood’s calling anytime soon.

        • Jasper Avenude
          Posted December 18, 2009 at 1:48 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

          Rick Mercer and Jian Ghomeshi are also on Hollywood’s Do Not Call List. Both are utterly useless CBC welfare recipients.

          How many more billions of our tax dollars will it take for Rick Mercer to finally say something funny?

          And Jian Ghomeshi should be languishing in obscurity like the rest of the members of that shitty group he was in.

          • Anonymous
            Posted December 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm | #

            How does anyone listen to Rick? He is such a whiner!

          • anonymous
            Posted December 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm | #

            Heard Yawn this week introducing Ron Hawkins from Lowest of the Low. Said the Toronto music scene of the late 80s early 90s was very fertile period, bringing us nationally played acts like Rheostatics, Cowboy Junkies, Barenaked Ladies, and Moxy Fruvous.

            Which one of these things is not like the other?

          • Hugh Jazz
            Posted December 19, 2009 at 8:15 pm | #

            If Jian (formerly Jean) Ghomeshi’s broadcasting career goes anything like his music career, it won’t be long before he changes his first name (again) and looks for another line of work (again).

          • anonymous
            Posted December 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm | #

            I love it when someone calls him by his real name (pron: John) and you can hear the annoyance in his voice. Sometimes he’ll correct. Recently he had a guest on talking Glen Gould, and the guest said something like “[Gould] is a genius, unlike you and me” to which Jean spent the next twenty minutes or so being chuffed that someone didn’t consider him a genius.

          • Frank Wiener
            Posted December 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm | #

            If he thinks that he’s a genius then what does that make the other 3 dorks from Moxy Fuckass? Keep in mind that Jian/Jean was just the drummer in that musical shit sandwich .

  12. Casual observer
    Posted December 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    It’s sad the Mosque is doing so poorly in the bidding. What does it all mean?

  13. Poongirl
    Posted December 14, 2009 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What do you mean a entry on his long list ?

  14. Poongirl
    Posted December 14, 2009 at 2:49 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Allan this should be put in the upper right hand corner of the blog ! (my new short term goal).

    Have I become the laughing stock of The Teamakers by constantly sticking up for George Stroumboulopoulos ?

    • anonymous
      Posted December 14, 2009 at 7:51 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      Do you stand up for him because you’re an entry on his long list, or just a pal?

  15. Poongirl
    Posted December 14, 2009 at 12:16 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    LOL I’m not.

    I think George is saving up your tax money to buy ugly Erin’s house to stare at it.

  16. Ebenezer Scrooge
    Posted December 13, 2009 at 10:53 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    George’s gingerbread house looks it was crafted by a retarded child. And $81 ?!?! WTF? How’s Poongirl gonna come up with $81?


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