Gab me with a luncheon utensil

Picture 31

Jian The Hyphenated Human sees the opportunity to make a few extra bucks as a rent-a-speaker. But trying to come up with a sellable topic is proving challenging.
May we suggest “Why I Should Have Won Best Interviewer Gemini Instead Of Strombo”.

At least begin writing that next CBC bestseller “What To Do When Your Career Peaks And You’re Not Even 40 Yet. Please Tell Me”.
Nah, too long. Stick with “Billy Bob & Me”.


  1. Jeff
    Posted November 24, 2009 at 7:16 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece


  2. Marisa
    Posted November 19, 2009 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Beware of sleeping giants who may wake to step on you.
    Every career has an ebb. If he is using this time wisely to hover while refining (perhaps maturing) his skills and presence, as he seems to be doing lately, his flow may surprise us yet … THAT will be interesting.

    • Mimi
      Posted November 19, 2009 at 10:01 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

      The point is he is NOT a sleeping giant, he is an ever-present insomniac who risks burn out.

  3. Mimi
    Posted November 19, 2009 at 12:48 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    He is becoming ubiquitous…maybe he thinks that’s how he can become “iconic” (his favourite word). Maybe the frat-party atmosphere of Q is wearing him out & he wants to finally graduate to the adult world?

  4. Anonymous
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 7:49 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    holy puke.

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