Strombo takes several years to realize that radio is not his medium

He refuses to accept that he’s merely eye candy for immature girls.
No one wants to only hear him, or his taste in music.
Even Corus couldn’t care less.
Face it, George, your only possible radio cred is as a guest on The Fan 590.


  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2009 at 8:56 am | #
  2. rolloffdebunk
    Posted August 12, 2009 at 10:42 pm | #

    I believe Allan has the power to see behind the screen. Manufactured cool is not cool and for some people it stands out like blinking neon. Many lemmings love manufactured cool as well as pre-digested experiences and virtual life rather than actual. A lemmings dream world is one where their pulse never changes so they eat the same food all the time, wear the same haircut since high school and eat mostly prepared food. They walk among us watch reality shows and The Hour.

  3. Allan Hater
    Posted August 12, 2009 at 9:41 am | #

    I think Allan wishes he was eye candy for immautre girls.

  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 12, 2009 at 12:32 am | #

    i’m curious to know, allan, is there anything that you DO like?

    if so, what is it? please enlighten us.

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