Things to do (while you wait for CBC to lay you off)

  • stockpile pens and note pads
  • book all the massage therapy your benefits will cover
  • take your lunch hour
  • drink on your lunch hour
  • drag out story meetings with inane anecdotes about your kids and/or pets
  • have the office affair you thought shouldn’t (or wouldn’t)
  • have your best suit dry-cleaned

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 10:34 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    What will be left?

  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 11:57 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    Don't forget duffle bags full of Kimwipes, AA & 9 volt batteries!

  3. Rick
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 8:57 am | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    But shouldn’t they do something different, special?


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