Layfield Bonus Based On Being Exceedingly Cute?

My dear friend Hubert,

What are the goals for each of the 80 executive positions, that when surpassed would merit a bonus?

What could Stursberg do that would merit a 20% bonus?

What would someone in the I.T. Division get a bonus for doing?

Will Denise Donlon get a bonus if listenership rises above that of the previous audience when she had nothing to do with the change in format?

If there’s a shortfall to the budget why is the current management team still getting full bonuses this year?

Hubert, will you answer these questions if I send you five bucks for each one?
Oh right, that’s a question in itself.
Let me get my chequebook ..

4 comments:

  1. Erin
    Posted December 8, 2009 at 9:18 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    None of the executive at CBC should be getting a single penny. They claim to have a $175 million shortfall and layoff 800 people (400 English language, 400 French) and yet they give themselves bonuses. Who is more corrupt: the American “Banksters” or the criminals who are in charge of CBC?

  2. Anonymous
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    I agree

    Instead of seeing the title as a way of highlighting the fact that these people do nothing that would warrant a bonus, some fembo decides to shout ‘sexist drivel’.

    stick to the point at hand

  3. Anonymous
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    it’s just making a point….get over your fembot self and see the title for what it is

  4. Anonymous
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 5:59 pm | # | Reply to this masterpiece

    sexist drivel


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