Memo To: Purchasing


FROM: Hubert T. Lacroix

Greetings!
Please order more of these asap:

Merci beaucoup de votre aide!

5 Comments

  • Allan says:

    Forget buyout.
    I am however open to an anti-retention bonus.

  • Anonymous says:

    Don’t know where Allan swiped the picture.
    But it is not a picture of a lifebuoy from RMS Titanic. The real one actually did say RMS Titanic. The ship was built in Belfast and sailed out of Southampton. The Titanic was too big to make it up the Thames (of course if it had sunk in the Thames, it wouldn’t have sunk very far)

    Which means if you grab that life vest.

    You sink.

  • Anonymous says:

    Fuck. Somebody offer Allan a buyout from this blog.

  • Anonymous says:

    you mean, instead of deck chairs?

  • Anonymous says:

    NO NO NO

    You forgot “Greetings!” and it would be

    “Merci!!1!”

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