Troubleshooting CBC.ca

In times like this cooler heads prevail, so let’s all work together to get CBC.ca back online. In this spirit here are the instructions from my CBC.ca Troubleshooting Guide:

Problem: My website doesn’t work.

  1. Make sure your server is plugged in and turned on.

Did this solve your problem? YES | NO
If NO, go to step (2)

  1. Reboot.

Did this solve your problem? YES | NO
If NO, go to step (3)

  1. Reinstall Windows.

Did this solve your problem? YES | NO
If NO, go to step (4)

  1. Assign blame, with ferocity.

Did this solve your problem? YES | NO
If NO, go to step (1)

8 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    How about this one:

    Direct viewers to the website for your show, so they can get all the latest information.

    Work your butt off on webfeatures and updating.

    Feel like an idiot when they can’t access your site for days, including the day your show goes to air.

    Beautiful.

  • Johnny Happypants says:

    “In radio or TV, someone would get fired for this much dead time.”

    Don’t just think dead time, think dead service. Think Country Canada Channel or Galaxie. Like cbc.ca, they’re non-mandated resource hogs.

    JH

  • Bill Lee says:

    And here I thought that because CBC.ca didn’t meet Stursberg’s “million viewers” rating, that it was being purged.

    More shuffling deckchairs on the Titanic?

  • Anonymous says:

    In radio or TV, someone would get fired for this much dead time.

    I guess the mgmt was too busy working on more new power points than on infrastructure for the webpage.

  • Anonymous says:

    The problem is step 3.
    >3>Reinstall Windows.

    Skip step 3 and Install Linux.
    No more problems Dude.

  • Anonymous says:

    It’s even more ‘fixed’ – there’s now a promo to New Music Canada on the homepage. Nice.

  • Anonymous says:

    No ads. Nice.

  • hugh says:

    actually, I would *love* to have this stripped down cbc.ca as an option.

    it looks, to my eyes, not as if cbc.ca is broken, but finally fixed.

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